Bill Blass’ Likes & Dislikes In A Woman:
Here are a couple of things I like and dislike in a man:
My Dislikes:
1. Men who wear muscle t-shirts.
2. Men who have sex with cars.
3. Men who are constantly throwing things in the air and catching them in their mouths. Are you a seal?
4. Men who walk around with those obnoxious wireless ear pieces even when not driving.
5. And the absolute worst – Men who spit in the street.
I was going to spend another 15 minutes coming up with things that I like about men but all I could manage was “men who occasionally wear cravats” and “men who will go on a frozen yogurt hunt with me at 2am in the morning.”
Ok boys and girls – its your turn! Do you agree with Bill Blass? Let me know your reasons for liking and disliking things that men and women do…. GO!
i agree to a lot of things i says but i don’t mind girls who talk about clothes and fashion ect and i can forbore the swearing too.
sex with cars? i don’t think that will be on anyone’s “like” list
I like it when a man kisses my nana hello.
i dont like it if he sticks his tongue in.
I like it when a man is open to expressing himself,
i dont like it when a man expresses himself all over nuts girls (bit of class with your material please).
I like it when a man can take the piss out of himself, I dont like it when a man pisses in the washing basket, drunk, thinking its a toilet.
I like it when a woman understands that my being a thoughtless, ignorant, accident prone buffoon is just my genetic inheritance.
So I went over Bill Blass’ list, one by one, twice, and yes, I apply to each and every criteria, likes and dislikes alike. All together, a pretty accurate description of me.
Question is, if me and Bill would have met, would he like me or hate me?
I asked the same question myself! I concluded that even if he didn’t like me, I would have figured out a way to charm him!